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Important #News Update: Alexandra Daddario Cast in ‘Baywatch’ Film!
As the Free Beacon‘s film critic, I have to keep my ear to the ground about hot news tips you, our loyal readers, might be interested in. And I know of no one (well, almost no one) who prompts quite as...
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The New Baywatch Babe Is The Next Kate Upton
Charlotte McKinney was undeniably the true second coming of Kate Upton. For about a year. But as Yoda says, “There is another.” Other Upton look-a-likes fool the world into thinking that they are the...
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St. Paddy’s Day Was Special This Year Thanks to Topless Kate Upton
Every few years we get blessed and St. Patrick’s Day coincides with the first day of March Madness, giving booze-loving Americans even more reason to drink all day. Yesterday was one of those days and...
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Kate Upton Loves Puppies
Kate Upton solidified her status as America’s greatest woman this weekend. She hosted an event to help find housing for homeless puppies by matching them with military veterans suffering from PTSD....
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AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY: KATE UPTON ENGAGED
It is with great regret that I must report that Kate Upton, our finest existing representation of American greatness and muse of the Washington Free Beacon, is off the market and has been for weeks....
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Kate Upton Is No Diva, And Sports Illustrated Should Give Her Anything She Wants
This morning the New York Post unleashed an attack on Kate Upton, America's model, citing an unnamed source calling Upton a "diva" who "thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s an actress."...
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The Kate Upton Puppy Event is Back
Kate Upton, one of the greatest women in American history, is putting on the third annual Grand Slam Adoption Event this weekend in Florida during a Detroit Tigers spring training game. Upton has...
View ArticleOPINION: Kate Upton Might Not Be Perfect
EDITORS' NOTE: This column by the disgraced former journalist Andrew Stiles originally appeared in the May 2017 issue of War Fancy magazine, the Free Beacon’s monthly print publication and the official...
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NEWS: New Jersey Man Selling Kate Upton’s First SI Swimsuit Cover For $3
A South River, New Jersey, man is selling a copy of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue—notably the first of three with supermodel Kate Upton on its cover—for only $3.00. It is unclear why the...
View ArticleProminent Democratic Feminist Camille Paglia Says Hillary Clinton ‘Exploits...
Camille Paglia is a woman of seeming contradictions. She’s a lesbian who thinks homosexuality is not normal, a Democrat who often criticizes the party’s 2016 presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, a...
View ArticleKate Upton Works Out With the Marines
American modeling legend Kate Upton's fitness was put to the test by a group of Marines during a charity event in Detroit on Tuesday. Upton completed five rounds of workouts that included sprints,...
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‘Thank Goodness’ for Kate Upton, Fiancé Tells ESPN
Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander praised his future wife Kate Upton repeatedly during an interview on ESPN's Pardon the Interruption. "Thank goodness my fiancé Kate was there," Verlander said of...
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BREAKING: Kate Upton’s Instagram Account Has Been Hijacked
There seems to be something wrong with the famously reasonable and wise Kate Upton's Instagram account.* A post shared by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Oct 3, 2017 at 7:20am PDT At first I was alarmed...
View ArticleTrump Fails to Mention Kate Upton During Salute of Her Husband at World...
President Donald Trump failed to mention Kate Upton in his salute of her husband, Houston Astros ace Justin Verlander, in spite of her instrumental role in his regular-season and playoff-pitching...
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Kate Upton Proves Greatness, Professes Love for Israel as Natalie Portman...
The already obvious difference between Kate Upton and lesser mortals such as Natalie Portman is now big enough to drive a truck through. It has been clear for some time that Upton is the better...
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Important Kate Upton Fashion Update
Kate Upton was in New York City this weekend for the launch of a new Michael Kors' fragrance collection and proved that although she prefers to wear tiny bikinis, she can rock an expensive dress too....
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Kate Upton’s Fashion Week Looks Continue to Dazzle
New York Fashion Week has been all about Kate Upton, who has shed her image as a mere swimsuit model to become an icon in the high fashion world. Just when it seemed like her looks couldn't get much...
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Kate Upton Owns Role as Korean Cover Girl
W Magazine will likely break sales records for its Korea issue in October since Kate Upton basically crushed her role as cover girl and delivered a flawless photo shoot. The cover photo being featured...
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Important #News Update: Alexandra Daddario Cast in ‘Baywatch’ Film!
As the Free Beacon‘s film critic, I have to keep my ear to the ground about hot news tips you, our loyal readers, might be interested in. And I know of no one (well, almost no one) who prompts quite as...
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The New Baywatch Babe Is The Next Kate Upton
Charlotte McKinney was undeniably the true second coming of Kate Upton. For about a year. But as Yoda says, "There is another." Other Upton look-a-likes fool the world into thinking that they are the...
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