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Revisiting Kate Upton’s Mexican Vacation
We’re told vacations are more about making lasting memories than sipping mojitos. So I can’t think a better way to trudge through the dog days of summer than by revisiting when Kate Upton decided to...
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Kate Upton Ice Bucket Challenge Is Everything You Imagine
It reaffirms your faith in humanity that people are investing their money in the ALS Association rather than the box office or iTunes. Or maybe people are just hot and want to cool down. Among the...
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Why Genevieve Morton’s Ice Bucket Challenge Is Better Than Kate Upton’s
Kate Upton’s highly anticipated #icebucketchallenge was everything we could have asked for. However, it pains me as the resident Kate Uptonologist that her contribution to ALS research had a...
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DESTROY THE VOTE: John Oliver Viewers Unlikely to Cast Ballots in November,...
The Free Beacon’s election model, KATE, continues her meta-analysis of the 2014 midterms. Last week, she predicted that President Obama would probably resign before the end of the year. This week, KATE...
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Kate Upton Loves War
America’s most celebrated celebrity has a passion for war—the game, that is. Kate Upton is urging her Twitter followers to “check her out” by downloading “Game of War—Fire Age,” a new game app...
View ArticleReal Men of Freedom 2014
Beginning in 2012, the Free Beacon has marked the end of each year by celebrating the men who lived the hardest, loved the softest, and made America American. Previous winners can be found here....
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To Take Next Step, Game of Thrones Needs Kate Upton
HBO has announced that it will air episodes from Game of Throne’s last season in IMAX. Meh. For the series to truly make an impact on the big screen, it needs Kate Upton. Upton’s acting prowess has...
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Blue and Black? Or White and Gold? Kate Upton Edition
Last night, the Internet finally lost its collective mind: The @buzzfeed “What Color is This Dress” post has been viewed more than 4 million times in 3 hours. The Internet is amazing/awful. — Chris...
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Kate Upton and Puppies
Gathered Wednesday in Florida were the three best things America has to offer—Kate Upton, puppies, and baseball. Upton graced a spring training baseball game between the Washington Nationals and her...
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The New York Post is Wrong, Kate Upton is Perfect
The Washington Free Beacon was shocked to find the New York Post reporting that Kate Upton’s ego is “ruining her career.” After spending the entirety of the 40 hours since the report was published...
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Kate Upton Wanted Epic ‘Cat Daddy’ Video Kept Private, Now ‘Obviously Fine’...
The Kate Upton “Cat Daddy” video that fundamentally transformed America for the better was made without Upton’s permission and she was mad that it was released, the Washington Free Beacon has learned....
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Kate Upton Goes to Pittsburgh Market
Kate Upton could be taking her talents to a baseball town near you. The beginning of the baseball season is a time for Kate Upton to go on a tour of America’s cities, according to a photo taken by a...
View ArticleKate Upton’s ‘Fantastic Beasts,’ Coming Soon
According to The Wrap, Free Beacon favorite Kate Upton is a finalist for a major role in the forthcoming Harry Potter spinoff Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Here’s The Wrap: Warner Bros. and...
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Kate Upton, Alexandra Daddario Join Forces in ‘The Layover’
When last we brought you some Hollywood casting news, the potential of Kate Upton’s ‘Fantastic Beasts’ was being discussed. Even if she fails to nab that plum gig, however, we still have lots of Upton...
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America’s Sweetheart Endorses America’s Cab Company
Supermodel Kate Upton came out swinging against New York City mayor Bill de Blasio on Wednesday, criticizing the Sandinista sympathizer for cracking down on popular ridesharing service Uber in the...
View ArticleAmerican Hero Kate Upton Flies in WWII P-51 Mustang Aircraft
Supermodel and American hero Kate Upton proved again that she is America’s sweetheart as she took the sky in a World War II P-51 Mustang aircraft for a flyover at Wrigley Field. On Wednesday night,...
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Idris Elba Should NOT Be the Next Bond
The big dumb Internet fight this week revolved around the author of some recent James Bond books saying that Idris Elba is “too street” to play Bond. Obviously, this was deeply problematic. But,...
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Important Kate Upton Fashion Update
Kate Upton was in New York City this weekend for the launch of a new Michael Kors’ fragrance collection and proved that although she prefers to wear tiny bikinis, she can rock an expensive dress too....
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Kate Upton’s Fashion Week Looks Continue to Dazzle
New York Fashion Week has been all about Kate Upton, who has shed her image as a mere swimsuit model to become an icon in the high fashion world. Just when it seemed like her looks couldn’t get much...
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Kate Upton Owns Role as Korean Cover Girl
W Magazine will likely break sales records for its Korea issue in October since Kate Upton basically crushed her role as cover girl and delivered a flawless photo shoot. The cover photo being featured...
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