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Kate Upton Strikes Justin Verlander Out Looking
No man is an island. And at last night’s Bruins/Habs game, Justin Verlander was lumped in with the rest of us living in the Upton-ited States of Kate. In a Game 7 featuring two of the Original Six...
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Justin Verlander Courts Kate Upton Behind the Green Monster
I’ll give the blooming romance between Justin Verlander and Kate Upton one thing, it’s not your stereotypical super smoke/pro athlete tryst. Uptonologists everywhere believe it to be a grounded...
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Kate Upton Finally Gets the Credit She Deserves
Welcome to the party, Vogue. It’s about damn time. It’s time to talk boobs. After all, everyone else is. And with good reason, because breasts – the big, bouncy, bodacious sort that heaved their way...
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The Next Kate Upton
Up and coming super smokes have to work hard to make an impression. Some cavort half-nekkid in music videos. Another might improvise a dance captured on a nearly iPhone. And for many, a mere Instagram...
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Kate Upton Was Robbed
FHM and Maxim’s financial straits can be tied directly to their Top 100 lists. Maxim placed Victoria Secret angel Candice Swanepoel on the top of their smoke pyramid. Yes, Candice, you. Candice is a...
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Charlotte McKinney is the New, New Kate Upton
Kate Upton is graduating to a bigger and brighter future. That means the search for her successor in the swim smoke game has begun. And the contest is so cutthroat, it’s beginning to resemble the War...
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I Am Ready and Willing to Defend Kate Upton
In a questionable instance of Instagram ethics, Dancing With The Stars lothario Maksim Chmerkovskiy snapped a pic of himself in Las Vegas with ex-boo Kate Upton draped across his shoulder. He removed...
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Kate Upton Blasts Country Club Rule Banning Women Before Noon
Private golf clubs remain one of the country’s few remaining “good old boys clubs.” The Los Angeles County Country Club is one such private golf course. It’s a modern He-Men Women Hater’s Club of...
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Happy Belated 22nd Birthday, Kate Upton!
Imagine my surprise when my boss ordered me to be an actual journalist yesterday. For obvious reasons, I couldn’t say no—despite the significance of the date. Yesterday just so happened to be the...
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Only Kate Upton Could Get Me To Listen To Country
Country music is bearable only 1) when you’re blasted in the Jiffy Lube Live parking lot wallowing in a kiddie pool full of sangria or 2) used in the background of the fantastic reality show “Party...
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NBC Hiring Pippa Middleton Would Be a Blow for Gender Equality
News broke late last night that NBC—which controversially paid noted non-journalist-with-a-famous-relative Chelsea Clinton $600,000 per year to interview the GEICO Gecko—was considering hiring Pippa...
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Kate Upton Doesn’t Take Anything Lying Down
Be it hangovers or subzero temperatures, Kate Upton rises to every challenge. It’s enough to make a gal tired, however. Sometimes she needs some rest. Kate Upton Instagram #NoFilter because Kate Upton...
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Independence Day Patriotic Bikinis 2014 Edition
This year’s World Cup has inspired a display of national unity and pride. The enthusiasm is especially notable because 99 percent of us returned to not caring about soccer as soon as America was...
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Kate Upton’s Cousin Ariel’s Album Review
Kate Upton doesn’t ask much of you people. So when she does, you better listen up. Listening to this amazing album!! Download it and let me know if you love it too! @arielupton… http://t.co/ecikbm6UGw...
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Kate Upton Can Save Express
Businesses failing to adapt to changing markets are as American as apple pie and college football. But I’m optimistic about clothes and apparel vendor Express’ future, as they have phoned in America’s...
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“The super smoke sports curse” isn’t really a curse. While Tom Brady hasn’t been able to cash in the two Super Bowls he’s played in since marrying Gisele Bündchen, he still gets to go home as Tom...
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Score Your Kate Upton Swag On The Internet
Kate Upton puts money in everyone’s pockets. She makes money for herself, she sells magazines, clothes, and she helps pay my rent. Many thanks to Sports Illustrated yesterday for flagging how she’s...
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‘Did Kate Upton Wear It Better?’: Kendall Jenner Edition
From what I can ascertain from my ten second search on their website before getting distracted by the photos, Love Magazine is apparently a fairly new fashion periodical in the U.K. that deals in...
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Kate Upton Is in Love
Kate Upton’s latest Instagram post is a bonafide love letter requesting beau Justin Verlander adopt a dashing puppy with a simple “Pleaseeeee” and ensuring that he’d see it by tagging his Instagram...
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Verlander Pitches a Strike to Kate Upton
Justin Verlander may be having his worst season since 2008, but he’s posting the best off-field performance of his career. His masterful performance pitching at Kate Upton this summer should be...
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