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Important #News Update: Alexandra Daddario Cast in ‘Baywatch’ Film!

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As the Free Beacon‘s film critic, I have to keep my ear to the ground about hot news tips you, our loyal readers, might be interested in. And I know of no one (well, almost no one) who prompts quite as much interest from Free Beacon fans as one Alexandra Daddario. Needless to say, I was pretty excited to see that the rumors are true!

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This is huge news. Daddario, of course, provided the only reasons to see this year’s disastrous disaster flick, San Andreas:

One bright spot is Alexandra Daddario, a fine young talent who burst onto the scene last year during HBO’s True Detective. She puts a human face on the horror emanating from the big screen, and her buoyant personality brightens up an otherwise drab bit of filmmaking. If there’s any justice, she’ll be a big name for years to come.

Given the campy nature of the material, the most important thing to remember is that Daddario has a winning sense of humor/sense of self-awareness:

It’s worth noting that Daddario’s first appearance onscreen in San Andreas was a tryout of sorts for the forthcoming beach rescue adventure flick:

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Obviously, though, you need more than a great bikini bod to tackle a role like “ace lifeguard or whatever.” Her windswept glamour shots are quite impressive:

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She’s proven she has the physicality required for a role that will involve lots of running on sandy beaches:

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It’s not all running around like a crazy person, of course; Baywatch is famous for its tender, slower moments, and Daddario has shown an aptitude for these as well:

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With boffo (box office) figures undoubtedly on the way, I’m sure the studio is already thinking sequel. Hopefully Daddario can convince an old friend—and current castmate—to come on board for outing number two:

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That’s right: Daddario is starring alongside Free Beacon favorite Kate Upton in the forthcoming road trip sex comedy The LayoverWhile that film is sure to bust box office records, one can’t help but feel that Baywatch might just be the breakout title Daddario needs to cement her position as one of the biggest talents in Hollywood. We’re all cheering for you, Alexandra.

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The New Baywatch Babe Is The Next Kate Upton

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Charlotte McKinney was undeniably the true second coming of Kate Upton. For about a year. But as Yoda says, “There is another.”

Other Upton look-a-likes fool the world into thinking that they are the “next Kate Upton.” But none of them last.

One such poser—Alexandria Morgan—even tricked esteemed Kate Upton scholar Robert Charette, who labeled Morgan “The Next Kate Upton” in 2014 and then quickly watched her fall off the map. Weeks later noted Internet addict Charette found McKinney, who blew Morgan out of the water.

Being an Upton look-a-like isn’t enough—you have to be able to capture the aura of Upton, which McKinney does. McKinney has continued to stun into 2016 and has now escaped Kate Upton’s gravitational pull.

The next next Kate Upton, though, is Kelly Rohrbach, who was just cast as C.J., aka Pam Anderson, in the new Baywatch flick.

Rohrbach, like Upton, made her first breakthrough showing off her Bikini Body in Sports Illustrated. She was a swimsuit edition rookie of the year, for obvious reasons.

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Also like Upton, she looks amazing.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Upton seemed like the obvious choice for the Baywatch role.

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But it takes a special kind of Bikini Body to pull off the signature Baywatch one-piece, something Upton hasn’t even attempted.

Luckily for us, Rohrbach has the one-piece look on lock.

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If you have the Bikini Body to pull it off, nothing beats a one-piece.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Like Upton, however, Rohrbach doesn’t need to be on the beach showing off her Bikini Body to stun.

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A few more angles that prove my point:

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Rohrbach Instagram

I mean, look at her at the Star Wars premiere. Unreal.

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Xavier Collin/Image Press/Splash News

McKinney famously said, “I want to show America there’s more to me than just boobs.” Who ever doubted her? And who doubts Rohrbach?

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Here she is shopping.

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Like Upton, Rohrbach is the complete package.

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Also like Upton, she has a great dog.

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Rohrbach Instagram

The Rock, who seems like he will be the film’s David Hasselhoff, just this week gave the world a sneak preview of just how glorious Rohrbach’s iconic Pam Anderson slow motion scene is going to be.

The preview shows that she is actually pretty funny (just like Upton) and possibly even a fantastic actress (also just like Upton).

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Exit question: Will this movie be playing in IMAX?

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Summer 2017 can’t come soon enough.

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St. Paddy’s Day Was Special This Year Thanks to Topless Kate Upton

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Every few years we get blessed and St. Patrick’s Day coincides with the first day of March Madness, giving booze-loving Americans even more reason to drink all day.

Yesterday was one of those days and just when I thought things couldn’t get better, America’s favorite model and best actress posted this picture to her Instagram account.

#TBT Happy St Patty’s #stpattys #stpatricksday #green #throwback

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Thanks for that, Kate. We love you.

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Kate Upton Loves Puppies

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Kate Upton solidified her status as America’s greatest woman this weekend. She hosted an event to help find housing for homeless puppies by matching them with military veterans suffering from PTSD.

This was the second year Upton held the Grand Slam Adoption Event with boyfriend Justin Verlander while he is in Florida for Detroit Tiger spring training. Last year’s event was “glorious,” according to my analysis, and this year’s was just as good.

Look at how happy these pups are just to be in the same place as Kate Upton:

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Jason Winslow / Splash News

Really warms me up inside. This tiny puppy, on the other hand, decided to play it cool.

Kate Upton at 2nd Annual Grand Slam Adoption Event in Lakeland, FL. The actress was seen posing with dogs that need adoption event. Kate signed autographs at the event. Pictured: Kate Upton at 2nd Annual Grand Slam Adoption Event in Lakeland, FL Ref: SPL1255028 310316 Picture by: Jason Winslow / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles:310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com

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Oh man, and this big happy pup.

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I would adopt them all if she asked me to (my email is scher@freebeacon.com if you want to reach out, Kate). But Kate doesn’t need me because she teamed up with the K9’s For Warriors organization this year, which trains rescue dogs to help military veterans with PTSD.

Kate Upton at 2nd Annual Grand Slam Adoption Event in Lakeland, FL. The actress was seen posing with dogs that need adoption event. Kate signed autographs at the event. Pictured: Kate Upton at 2nd Annual Grand Slam Adoption Event in Lakeland, FL Ref: SPL1255028 310316 Picture by: Jason Winslow / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles:310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com

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Her love for dogs is rooted in love for her own pup, Harley.

Harley is amazing.

Down to ride ’til the very end, it’s me and my boyfriend. #Harley #Rollingwithmyhomie

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He is also the world’s luckiest pup.

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Based on all the time Upton spends with Verlander these days, Harley is now a baseball fan.

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They are trying to make him a Tigers fan, but he doesn’t look too happy about it.

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Harley gets to spend most of his time in bed with Kate Upton.

In bed with Harley… High fashion vs reality #highfashion #reality #vmagazine @vmagazine

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Dogs are the best, and Kate Upton’s love for them is further proof that she, too, is the best. Q.E.D.

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AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY: KATE UPTON ENGAGED

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It is with great regret that I must report that Kate Upton, our finest existing representation of American greatness and muse of the Washington Free Beacon, is off the market and has been for weeks.

Upton announced the engagement at last night’s Met Gala by showing up wearing an engagement ring given to her by Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander.

She looked great, making this news even harder for her many fans to handle.

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Richard Buxo / Splash News

In classic Kate Upton fashion, she looked just as good at the afterparty.

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PC-NWP / Splash News

In moments like this, it is best to reflect on the good times.

Like when Terry Richardson filmed her doing the cat daddy.

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Or when she ran down the beach like C.J. from Baywatch.

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Or when she solidified her spot as an all-time American great by eating this Firecracker.

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Here’s another look at this iconic moment in our great country’s history.

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We love Upton. We love how much she loves puppies.

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We love how she has made fashion week sexy again.

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We love how she loves pools.

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The further I go the more it hurts, so I have to stop. It is time to move on.

“If you truly love something you have to know when to let it go,” said one of my editors, attempting to console me through these tough times.

I think he is right and will begin a thorough search for a new unofficial mascot of the Washington Free Beacon.

We are happy for you, Kate. You are the best. But life goes on.

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Kate Upton Is No Diva, And Sports Illustrated Should Give Her Anything She Wants

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This morning the New York Post unleashed an attack on Kate Upton, America's model, citing an unnamed source calling Upton a "diva" who "thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s an actress."

"Kate demanded that if she did the shoot, that she absolutely must get the [Sports Illustrated] cover," the source said. "She was being a big f—king diva. She thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s an actress."

I must correct this story. First, Upton is not an actress. She is a fantastic actress. Also, for the record, Upton is better than everyone else.

If she wants to be on the cover of the swimsuit edition, she goes on the cover of the swimsuit edition. Why this is even a question is beyond me.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

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Calling Upton a "diva" for wanting to be on the SI cover would be like criticizing Michael Jordan for wanting to take the last shot in game 7.

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The magazine did not confirm any of the anti-Upton garbage put forth by the Post, but it didn't say that Upton would be on the cover either.

"t’s that time of year again," said a spokesman. "Who is in, who’s on the cover, what will they do next? Everyone has a guess, and that’s all this is."

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I think they will ultimately decide that Upton has what it takes to return to the cover of this year's mag.

And hey Kate, if you ever want to be the cover photo on the Washington Free Beacon for a day (or a week, or maybe a whole month), just shoot me an email and we will hook it up.

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The Kate Upton Puppy Event is Back

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Kate Upton, one of the greatest women in American history, is putting on the third annual Grand Slam Adoption Event this weekend in Florida during a Detroit Tigers spring training game.

Upton has teamed up with her fiancé Justin Verlander and the Tigers to put on the puppy adoption events for two years in a row. The Washington Free Beacon deemed both the 2015 and 2016 events to be spectacular due to how well they showcased Upton's love for dogs.

Kate Upton with dogs / David Dickey Jr.

The event will benefit both the SPCA Florida and two groups—K9s for Warriors and Verlander's Wins for Warriors—that help military veterans suffering from PTSD.

"This event brings together the dedicated efforts of three extraordinary non-profit organizations designed to serve the needs of others," reads a press release for the event. "Together, they work to bring attention to the plight of the underserved and illustrate the benefits of animal-human bonds to overcome the harsh realities of life, specifically for military veterans battling PTSD and TBI."

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Verlander's teammates, such as two-time league MVP Miguel Cabrera, have been known to join Upton for the festivities.

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My favorite part of the event is how happy the puppies make Upton.

Look at her here. It's great.

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She is also happy in my favorite GIF of her:

The event is open to the public, and those that can't make it can help Upton from afar by participating in a corresponding silent auction.

Here is a great video of Upton dancing for her dog Harley last week.

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And here is an equally great video of Upton FaceTiming with her dog.

Yes I FaceTime with my dog… @harleyupton_ #boxersofinstagram

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And here they are just being happy together.

Harley hugs #setlife @sweetbabyjamie

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And this is a cool picture Upton posted of herself in Fiji.

back in Fiji for #tbt #myback @yutsai88 @si_swimsuit

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Anyway, stay tuned for more from the Free Beacon on the event. And thanks for being you, Kate.

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OPINION: Kate Upton Might Not Be Perfect

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EDITORS' NOTE: This column by the disgraced former journalist Andrew Stiles originally appeared in the May 2017 issue of War Fancy magazine, the Free Beacon’s monthly print publication and the official magazine of the Backyard Axe Throwing League. Over the weekend, hundreds of subscribers wrote letters, sent emails, and posted on social media to express their rage in response to the columnist’s views. Many threatened to cancel their subscriptions, which is somewhat odd since the Free Beacon is, well, free. Staff writer Brent Scher threatened to resign. Free Beacon ombudsman Biff Diddle reported (by proxy) that his voicemail inbox was "more repugnant than the Port-a-Pots at Taco Fest" and "gave me flashbacks to Grenada." We have decided to republish the column here in furtherance of our ironclad commitment to free speech and unrestrained preemptive warfare in the battle for truth and enlightenment.

Particularly during this turbulent and searching time in America and around the world, we should have the humility to recognize we may not be right about everything and the courage to test our own assumptions and arguments. In the Editor’s Blog of the Free Beacon, and in the HUMINT section of War Fancy, we believe the best way to do that, and to serve you, is to foster collegial debate among brave, honest journalists (and readers) with very different points of view.

Upton Funk: The Kate Crusader & The Long March to Bountiful Certitude

By Andrew Stiles (War Fancy, May 2017)

‘Cause we lost it all
Nothin' lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect

Simple Plan

Most experts thought Hillary Clinton would be the first female president of the United States. That was then. This year, she probably won’t even be the highest paid female on the corporate speaking circuit. How did this happen?

Let us consult the evidence. Hillary Clinton was a bad candidate who ran a bad campaign against Donald J. Trump, a purebred Alpha Dog with billions. It seems so obvious in retrospect, but did you know that many Americans, including a number of social media users, thought Hillary was a "perfect" candidate?

"Hillary is #Perfect love her!" tweeted @BitterTweetKtyn on October 20, 2016. Days earlier, another tweeter, @Angelambchops, wrote: "YAS @HillaryClinton!!!!!!! YAS! Perfect response to Trump's Islamaphobia! #queen #imwithher."

At least one social media user, @jaywelsh1993, continues to believe in Hillary’s perfection. "I'm actually in love with Hillary Clinton, she's just perfect," he tweeted in March.

There’s a lesson here. Simply believing an individual is perfect, and saying it over and over again, does not make it true. Even when a clear consensus emerges, that consensus can be wrong.

With me so far? Good. Let’s turn to Kate Upton.

In March 2015, Free Beacon staff writer Brent Scher published a critique of the New York Post’s reporting on Upton, an indisputably gorgeous fashion icon, swimsuit model, and all-around fabulous human being.

"The New York Post is Wrong, Kate Upton is Perfect," Scher's headline thundered in a furious baritone. The Post’s suggestion that Upton’s ego was "ruining her career" was preposterous, he argued, before going on to make a series of assertions and appeals to scientific authority:

  • "Kate Upton is just as perfect as ever and is doing great."
  • "There are millions of movies that would be perfect for Upton."
  • "Any pool without Upton in it is a waste of a pool."
  • "Unlike most flawless 22-year-olds, Upton is also fully trained for zero-g and looks perfect in space."

Sound familiar? An exhaustive review of the Free Beacon archives suggests an overwhelming consensus among staff members on the subject of Kate Upton. Executive Editor Sonny Bunch, for example, praised the buxom celeb as "the perfect presidential candidate" in September 2016. Social media expert Andrew Kugle proclaimed Upton an "American hero" and "America's sweetheart" without bothering to support his claims with crucial data and context. Former Free Beacon reporter and bearded man Lachlan Markay described Upton as "a symbol of freedom and American exceptionalism." Indeed, Mr. Scher has authored a sociopath's manifesto's worth of obsessive Upton-themed ramblings, including "Kate Upton Loves Puppies," and "Kate Upton Goes to Pittsburgh Market."

I had to dig all the way back to August 2014 to find anything resembling a skeptical Kate Upton take courtesy of Robert Charette, the renowned cultural analyst who appears to have been fired less than a month after writing, "Why Genevieve Morton’s Ice Bucket Challenge Is Better Than Kate Upton’s." Interestingly, it was Robert Charette who covered the results of a 2013 Free Beacon poll that found most New Hampshire voters would rather hang out with Hillary Clinton than with Kate Upton.

Those numbers don't lie. Perhaps the Free Beacon might consider employing the services of a diligent ombudsman to investigate whether its writers are dangerously out of touch with the American public?

I’ve taken the epigraph for this column from "Perfect," the hit single off French-Canadian emo band Simple Plan's debut studio album, No Pads, No Helmets…Just Balls (2002). The vast majority of musical experts at the time hailed NPNHJB as the "perfect" debut album, pun intended. They turned out to be right, but sometimes the experts are wrong. Just ask President Hillary Clinton. Ergo, we should at least consider the possibility that Kate Upton is not a perfect bombshell. That is my opinion.

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NEWS: New Jersey Man Selling Kate Upton’s First SI Swimsuit Cover For $3

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A South River, New Jersey, man is selling a copy of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue—notably the first of three with supermodel Kate Upton on its cover—for only $3.00.

It is unclear why the New Jersey man is selling his copy of Upton's inaugural Swimsuit Issue cover at such a discounted price. The magazine initially cost $6.99 in the United States and $7.99 in Canada. It is currently out of stock in the Sports Illustrated back issue archive, though a tablet issue can be purchased for its original price.

One reason could be that the "excellent condition" copy appears, according to a Free Beacon zoom analysis of the image originally posted to Craigslist, to have been lifted from the Clifton Public Library.

The discount could also be due to doubt cast by disgraced former Free Beacon writer Andrew Stiles into Upton's perfection. Upton experts that were consulted with for this article, however, said it was unlikely that Stiles's silly opinion could have resulted in a decreased market value for the historic item.

As a personal note, I was unaware that selling old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues was something that people did. I happen to be the proud owner of a copy of the 2012 edition as well, which was likely purchased with legal tender from a 7-11 shortly after it was released more than five years ago.

Bidding can start at $150, though I don't intend to sell. I would more likely be willing to part with a copy of Upton's 2013 issue, of which I, for some reason that I can't recall, own two.

Or a copy of the 2002 issue with Yamila Diaz-Rahi on the cover, the 2003 issue with Petra Nemcova on the cover, the 2004 40th anniversary issue with Veronica Varekova on the cover and featuring Anna Kournikova, the 2005 issue with Carolyn Murphy on the cover and model trading cards inside, the 2006 all-star issue with Verekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn, Rachel Hunter, Daniela Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Murphy, and Diaz-Rahi all on the cover, or the 2007 issue with Beyonce on the cover, though that one came with 3-D glasses that are currently nowhere to be found.

Aside from the 2007 issue, which appears to have been part of a subscription purchased for my brother by his girlfriend in college, the rest were purchased in 7-11s, not taken from libraries.

Also purchased from a store, but not for sale, is this copy of 2010's issue with Brooklyn Decker on the cover.

Inquiries can be sent to comments@freebeacon.com.

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Prominent Democratic Feminist Camille Paglia Says Hillary Clinton ‘Exploits Feminism’

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Camille Paglia is a woman of seeming contradictions. She’s a lesbian who thinks homosexuality is not normal, a Democrat who often criticizes the party’s 2016 presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, a self-described "transgender being" who calls sex changes for children "abuse," and a feminist who says abortion is "murder."

Decades after she burst onto the scene with her best-selling book Sexual Personae, Paglia is back with a timely commentary on sex and gender. Her recent book Free Women, Free Men argues, among other things, that feminism is "stunting the maturation of both girls and boys" and that "if women seek freedom, they must let men too be free."

Paglia talked to the Washington Free Beacon about a variety of topics including Sen. Elizabeth Warren's (D., Mass.) alleged populism, Megyn Kelly's performance as a moderator during the first Republican presidential primary debate, and whether misogyny played a role in Hillary Clinton's failed 2016 presidential bid.

You say in your new book that feminism’s "sex war" has stunted the maturation of both girls and boys. What do you think is the end result of that?

Second-wave feminism went off the track when it started to demonize men and blame them for all the evils in human history. It’s a neurotic world-view that was formulated in too many cases by women (including Gloria Steinem and Kate Millett) with troubled childhoods in unstable homes. First-wave feminism, in contrast, focused on systemic social problems that kept women in secondary or dependent status. My favorite period in feminism has always been the 1920s and 1930s, when American women energized by winning the vote gained worldwide prominence for their professional achievements. My early role models, Amelia Earhart and Katharine Hepburn, were fierce individualists and competitors who liked and admired men and who never indulged in the tiresome, snippy rote male-bashing that we constantly hear from today’s feminists. I am an equal opportunity feminist who opposes special protections for women. What I am saying throughout my work is that girls who are indoctrinated to see men not as equals but as oppressors and rapists are condemned to remain in a permanently juvenile condition for life. They have surrendered their own personal agency to a poisonous creed that claims to empower women but has ended by infantilizing them. Similarly, boys will have no motivation to mature if their potential romantic partners remain emotionally insecure, fragile, and fearful, forever looking to parental proxies (like campus grievance committees or government regulators) to make the world safe for them.

What impact, if any, do you think Hillary Clinton’s loss in 2016 had on feminism? Former Texas state senator Wendy Davis said Clinton faced a "misogynistic climate" during the election. Do you agree with this?

Misogyny played no significant role whatever in Hillary Clinton’s two defeats as a presidential candidate. This claim is such a crock! What a gross exploitation of feminism—in the service of an unaccomplished woman whose entire career was spent attached to her husband’s coat tails. Hillary was handed job after job but produced no tangible results in any of them—except of course for her destabilization of North Africa during her rocky tenure as secretary of state. And for all her lip service to women and children, what program serving their needs did Hillary ever conceive and promote? She routinely signed on to other people’s programs or legislative bills but spent the bulk of her time in fundraising and networking for her own personal ambitions. Beyond that, I fail to see how authentic feminism can ever be ascribed to a woman who turned a blind eye to the victims of her husband’s serial abuse and workplace seductions. The hypocrisy of feminist leaders was on full display during the Monica Lewinsky scandal, which incontrovertibly demonstrated Bill Clinton’s gross violation of basic sexual harassment policy. Although I had voted for him twice, I was the only feminist at the time who publicly condemned Clinton for his squalid and unethical behavior with an intern whose life (it is now clear) he ruined. Gloria Steinem’s slick casuistry during that shocking episode did severe damage to feminism, from which it has never fully recovered.

In 2016, you said Donald Trump had a "swaggering retro machismo" that would give "hives" to people like Gloria Steinem. How do you foresee a President Trump impacting gender relations and perceptions of men in America?

First of all, I must emphasize that I am a registered Democrat who voted for Bernie Sanders in the primaries and Jill Stein in the general election. Having said that, I will don my political analyst hat and say that Donald Trump’s retro style of confident masculinity (which dates from the Frank Sinatra/Hugh Hefner period) was surely a major factor in his victory and represents what was probably an inevitable and necessary course correction in American gender relations. The delirious excesses of unscientific campus gender theory, translated into intrusive government regulations by elite school graduates saturating the Obama administration, finally hit a wall with the electorate. The mainstream big-city media too have become strident echo chambers of campus gender dogma, as demonstrated by last year’s New York Times fiasco, where two wet-behind-the-ears reporters fell on their faces in trying to prosecute the Trump of his casino days as a vile sexist. I mercilessly mocked that vacuous article in my Salon.com column and stand by every word I wrote.

The Guardian asked in 2010 whether Nancy Pelosi was the most powerful woman in U.S. history. More than ten years after she became the first female Speaker of the House, how do you think Pelosi has furthered perceptions of women in positions of power and leadership?

Unlike Hillary Clinton, both Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and Senator Dianne Feinstein owe their national prominence to their own skills, tenacity, and achievement in the political world. I have repeatedly said that Feinstein, with her even temper, natural gravitas, and long experience with military affairs, should have been the first woman president. Pelosi, who emerged from a prominent political family in Maryland (her father was a U.S. Congressman and mayor of Baltimore, and her brother was also Baltimore mayor), has an amazing aptitude for deft insider maneuvering and bare-knuckles power plays, without ever losing that cool, unflappable persona, always so primly ladylike and stylish. She smiles and smiles—even as she shoves the stiletto in! Even when I’ve found her too predictably partisan, I have been continually impressed by her poise and aplomb. However, Pelosi herself, to some reports, has been frustrated by her difficulties in giving formal speeches, and perhaps this has held her back from running for president. The main point here is that we should have had our first woman president way back in the 1990s, but neither Pelosi nor Feinstein, the leading female candidates, chose to run, as even Elizabeth Dole bravely did. There is absolutely no mythical "misogyny" holding back American women from the presidency: for heaven’s sake, the U.S. has had women mayors, senators, and governors for decades now. But our money-grubbing presidential campaigns, which must cover an immense geography (far vaster than any European nation), are both too prolonged and too arduous for most women to want to tackle. Perhaps both Pelosi and Feinstein (unlike Hillary) are too happy and content in their personal relationships to want that kind of crazed derangement of their private lives.

Could you envision Elizabeth Warren running successfully as a populist candidate in 2020 against Donald Trump?

Elizabeth Warren, a smug Harvard professor, is no populist. She doesn’t have an iota of Bernie Sanders’ authentic empathic populism—but Sanders will be too old to run next time around. I tried to take Warren seriously during the run-up to the primaries, but her outrageous silence about Sanders’ candidacy when he was battling the corrupt Hillary machine made me see Warren as the facile opportunist that she is. She craftily hid from sight throughout the primaries—until Hillary won the nomination. Then all of a sudden, there was bouncy, grinning Warren, popping in and out of Hillary’s Washington mansion as vice-presidential possibilities were being vetted. What an arrant hypocrite! Warren stands for nothing but Warren. My eye is on the new senator from California, Kamala Harris, who seems to have far more character and substance than Warren. I hope to vote for Harris in the next presidential primary.

What do you think of Megyn Kelly and her decision to leave Fox News?

I long ago stopped watching TV news and chat shows because of the tedium of their hackneyed polarized politics and smarmy personnel. Hence the first time I ever laid eyes on Megyn Kelly was when she was narcissistically snorting and snickering on air in the ten-minute prelude to the first GOP presidential debate in August 2015. The nation’s selection of presidential candidates should be treated as serious business—not as a platform for adolescent exhibitionism by the TV hosts. Hence when the very first question to Donald Trump, as posed by Kelly, was "You’ve called women you don’t like ‘fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals," I thought it was grounds for Kelly’s instant termination from her job. The tenor of the entire national campaign, from that moment forward, was lowered by Kelly’s sloppy ad hominem crudity. Ironically, it was because of her unprofessional behavior at that first debate that I discovered the unsparing podcast commentary of Diamond and Silk, two pro-Trump African-American sisters in North Carolina who satirically lambasted Kelly the next day for her rudeness.

That one video by Diamond and Silk woke me up hard about Trump, whom I had already dismissed as a "carnival barker" in my Salon column. I suddenly saw Trump’s populist appeal—and from that moment forward, month after month, I felt the slow movement in the country toward him. As for Megyn Kelly, I have no idea what her appeal is. She seems shallow and self-absorbed—one of those glib types (not unlike Rachel Maddow) who has somehow been led to think she’s much smarter than she really is. As a college teacher with red pen in hand, I’m not impressed.

You say in the abortion chapter in your new book that pro-lifers have the "moral high ground" in trying to protect the innocent. Yet you've also argued that overcoming nature is a moral imperative and that we should "thwart nature’s procreative compulsions" through activities like abortion. How do you reconcile those two views?

In ethics, one of the many branches of philosophy invented by the ancient Greeks, we are usually faced not with a simple, reassuring scheme of right versus wrong but rather an often painfully conflicted choice between morally mixed options. I stated in Vamps & Tramps (1994): "Women’s modern liberation is inextricably linked to their ability to control reproduction, which has enslaved them from the origin of the species." However, as an atheist who nevertheless respects religion, I see and respect the contrary position. As I went on to say: "We career women are arguing from expedience: it is personally and professionally inconvenient or onerous to bear an unwanted child. The pro-life movement, in contrast, is arguing that every conception is sacred and that society has a responsibility to protect the defenseless."

Contemporary American feminism has distorted and desensitized itself by its inability or refusal to recognize the ethical weight of the pro-life position, which it routinely mischaracterizes as "anti-woman." In contrast, I wrote (again in Vamps & Tramps): "Modern woman has become an agent of Darwinian triage. It is or should be ethically troubling: abortion pits the stronger against the weaker, and only one survives." The inflammatory abortion issue has consumed far too much of feminism, to the point of monomania. I used to be a contributing member of Planned Parenthood, until I realized that it had become a covert arm of the Democratic party. If Planned Parenthood is as vital to American women’s health as feminist leaders claim, then why can’t it be removed from the violent political arena altogether and fully funded by wealthy liberal donors? Let the glitterati from Hollywood to Manhattan step up to the plate and put their money where their mouths are.

What do you think of 50 Shades of Grey and highlighting sadomasochism in a popular film? 

Neither the original novel nor the two bland films of 50 Shades of Grey interest me in the least, because I was fortunately exposed during my college and graduate school years to far more sophisticated and substantive literature about sadomasochism, such as The Story of O and the collected works of the Marquis de Sade, then widely available in Grove Press paperbacks. It is intriguing, however, that at a time when feminist rhetoric blankets the culture, the tremendous worldwide success of 50 Shades of Grey seems to suggest that many women of all ages still secretly long for the old-fashioned sizzle of traditional polarized sex roles. In my first book, Sexual Personae (1990), based on extensive research into history, anthropology, and psychology, I correctly predicted the return of sadomasochism, a prophecy that seemed baffling at the time: "My theory is that whenever sexual freedom is sought or achieved, sadomasochism will not be far behind." My long review-essay, "Scholars in Bondage," commissioned by the Chronicle of Higher Education in 2013 and reprinted in my new book, dissects the current chic trend for academic studies of sadomasochism, which I find both faulty in scholarship and lacking in basic common sense. 

You say you were never encouraged by "misguided adults" to believe that you were actually a boy or "that medical interventions could bring that hidden truth to life." Do we have an obligation to not participate in or encourage someone’s gender dysphoria in adulthood, or just childhood? 

My lifelong gender dysphoria has certainly been a primary inspiration for my entire career as a researcher and writer. I have never for a moment felt female—but neither have I ever felt male either. I regard my ambiguous position between the sexes as a privilege that has given me special access to and insight into a broad range of human thought and response. If a third gender option ("Other") were ever added to government documents, I would be happy to check it. However, I have never believed, and do not now, that society has any obligation to bend over backwards to accommodate my particular singularity of identity. I am very concerned about current gender theory rhetoric that convinces young people that if they feel uneasy about or alienated from their assignment to one sex, then they must take concrete steps, from hormone therapy to alarmingly irreversible surgery, to become the other sex. I find this an oddly simplistic and indeed reactionary response to what should be regarded as a golden opportunity for flexibility and fluidity. Furthermore, it is scientifically impossible to change sex. Except for very rare cases of intersex, which are developmental anomalies, every cell of the human body remains coded with one’s birth sex for life.

Beyond that, I believe that my art-based theory of "sexual personae" is far more expansive and truthful about human psychology than is current campus ideology: who we are or want to be exceeds mere gender, because every experimental persona that we devise contains elements of gesture, dress, and attitude rich with historical and cultural associations. (For Halloween in childhood, for example, I defiantly dressed as Robin Hood, a Roman soldier, a matador, Napoleon, and Hamlet.) Because of my own personal odyssey, I am horrified by the escalating prescription of puberty-blockers to children with gender dysphoria like my own: I consider this practice to be a criminal violation of human rights. Have the adults gone mad? Children are now being callously used for fashionable medical experiments with unknown long-term results.

In regard to the vexed issue of toilets and locker rooms, if private unisex facilities can be conveniently provided through simple relabeling, it would be humane to do so, but I fail to see why any school district, restaurant, or business should be legally obligated to go to excess expense (which ultimately penalizes the public) to serve such a minuscule proportion of the population, however loud their voices. And speaking of voices: as a libertarian, I oppose all intrusion by government into the realm of language, which belongs to the people and which evolves organically over time. Thus the term "Ms." eventually became standard English, but another 1970s feminist hybrid, "womyn", did not: the populace as a whole made that decision, as it always does with argot or slang filtering up from ethnic or avant-garde subgroups. The same principle applies to preferred transgender pronouns: they are a courtesy that we may choose to defer to, but in a modern democracy, no authority has the right to compel their usage.

What do you think of Kate Upton?

Believe it or not, I had no idea who you were referring to! After consulting the Web, I realize that the lady in question is a lively but rather gawky, chipmunk-toothed Taylor Swift clone who gained fame as a Sports Illustrated cover model. In her gum-baring goofiness, she is somewhat reminiscent of model Margaux Hemingway, one of the "It" girls of the 1970s. But alas, Upton has never risen above the tide of banality to register on my radar screen.

There once was a time (during the resurgence of pro-sex feminism in the 1990s) when I never missed the luscious Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and enjoyed twitting feminist prudes by publicly celebrating it. But the great age of dynamic, distinctive super-models is long gone. My all-time favorite swimsuit model was Stacey Williams, an alluring brunette whom Sports Illustrated featured for a record eight years. Today, traces of Stacey’s sensual mystique can perhaps be seen in Chanel Iman Robinson, the half Korean, half African-American Victoria’s Secret model who has vivaciously adorned three annual swimsuit issues thus far.

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Kate Upton Works Out With the Marines

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American modeling legend Kate Upton's fitness was put to the test by a group of Marines during a charity event in Detroit on Tuesday.

Upton completed five rounds of workouts that included sprints, burpees, traveling push-ups, and prisoner squats during the Workout with the Marines event, according to the Detroit Free Press.

Upton enjoyed every minute.

"I love doing things like this, because welcoming the military back home and showing them how much you appreciate them by welcoming them into the community is a great thing to do," Upton said. "We’re really excited that the Marines chose Detroit to come [to] this year."

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The event was hosted by Wins for Warriors Foundation, a charity founded by Upton's future husband Justin Verlander. It was preparation for a later event, the Patriot Ruck, that will take place in Detroit next month during Marine Week.

Upton says she has a "few more workouts to go" before she is ready for the ruck.

Upton maintains a strenuous and varied workout regiment throughout the year, as can be seen in the following images.

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She also regularly puts on charity events with Verlander, such as the annual puppy adoption event held each year during spring training.

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‘Thank Goodness’ for Kate Upton, Fiancé Tells ESPN

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Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander praised his future wife Kate Upton repeatedly during an interview on ESPN's Pardon the Interruption.

"Thank goodness my fiancé Kate was there," Verlander said of the night he had to decide whether or not to leave the Detroit Tigers, where he had played for the previous 13 seasons.

Once Verlander decided he was ready to go, Upton was nothing but supportive. Her words were so enthusiastically supportive, in fact, that Verlander had to censor them during his interview.

"Finally, I'm still pacing and I just stop and I look at Kate and I go, ‘Screw it, we're going to Houston,' and she's like, "Heck yeah,'" Verlander said. "I'm kinda trying to say the right language here, but she says, ‘Heck yeah, we're going."

ESPN, in a surprisingly wise editorial decision, brought the conversation back to Upton.

"I want to go back to one thing," said host Tony Kornheiser. "If Kate's not there, if you don't have that from her, do you still make that decision?"

"She was extremely supportive of whatever decision I made," Verlander said.

Verlander is undefeated in his three starts since being traded to Houston. In 21 innings pitched he has allowed just two earned runs and struck out 26 batters.

Upton has been equally impressive, stealing the show during the team's playoff-clinching celebration by kissing Verlander through the protective netting.

GO ASTROS! Congrats on clinching the playoffs! #houstonstrong @astrosbaseball @justinverlander 💋 ❤️❤️

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Upton has also emerged as one of the teams most passionate fans.

Kate Upton gives crowd the thumbs up at Minute Maid Park on September 17, 2017 in Houston, Texas / Photo by Bob Levey, Getty Images

She has also already been hit on by mascot Orbit.

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BREAKING: Kate Upton’s Instagram Account Has Been Hijacked

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There seems to be something wrong with the famously reasonable and wise Kate Upton's Instagram account.*

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At first I was alarmed that Upton, an American icon, would fall for this nonsense from Gloria Steinem. Then I realized that Steinem's point was so stupid that it was impossible this could actually be Upton, whose account is generally comprised of only greatness. There is no way this could have been Upton.

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Steinem's argument, that it should be harder for young men to get a gun than it is for young women to get an abortion, ignores the fact that it is currently much harder for young men to get a gun than it is for young women to get an abortion.

Federal law prohibits the sale of any firearm or ammunition to anybody under the age of 18. Furthermore, it prohibits the sale of handguns to anybody under the age of 21. There is no federal law placing age restrictions on abortions.

There is no way that Upton, who mastered zero-gravity in a day, could have overlooked this.

There are only some states where the restrictions Steinem references on abortion exist. According to the pro-abortion Guttmacher Institute, just 26 states require parental consent for an abortion and only three states have a 48 hour waiting period for the medical procedure.

This stuff is laid out pretty clearly on the Planned Parenthood website. Could Upton, who took over the modeling world with one dance move, really have missed it?

Steinem complains that there are places where there is limited access to abortions. That's true of guns as well—there are no gun stores, for example, where I live in Washington D.C. She also complains that people need to walk through protestors on their way to getting an abortion—this sounds like the last time the Washington Free Beacon went shooting.

Upton is usually a voice of reason for America in times when one is greatly needed.

In my opinion, the national anthem is a symbolic song about our country. It represents honoring the many brave men and women who sacrifice and have sacrificed their lives each and every single day to protect our freedom. Sitting or kneeling down during the national anthem is a disgrace to those people who have served and currently serve our country. Sitting down during the national anthem on September 11th is even more horrific. Protest all you want and use social media all you want. However, during the nearly two minutes when that song is playing, I believe everyone should put their hands on their heart and be proud of our country for we are all truly blessed. Recent history has shown that it is a place where anyone no matter what race or gender has the potential to become President of the United States. We live in the most special place in the world and should be thankful. After the song is over, I would encourage everyone to please use the podium they have, stand up for their beliefs, and make America a better place. The rebuilding of battery park and the freedom tower demonstrates that amazing things can be done in this country when we work together towards a common goal. It is a shame how quickly we have forgotten this as a society. Today we are more divided then ever before. I could never imagine multiple people sitting down during the national anthem on the September 11th anniversary. The lessons of 911 should teach us that if we come together, the world can be a better and more peaceful place #neverforget.

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The post on gun control is completely out of place on her account, which is generally dedicated to awesome things like her dog, charity work, dancing, and modeling.

Take a look:

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Whoever has control of Upton's account should return it to her promptly. This is no time for America to be without her voice.

*I'm kidding, this is a joke, I know she wrote this in good (but misguided and incorrect) faith.

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Trump Fails to Mention Kate Upton During Salute of Her Husband at World Series Celebration

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President Donald Trump failed to mention Kate Upton in his salute of her husband, Houston Astros ace Justin Verlander, in spite of her instrumental role in his regular-season and playoff-pitching performances.

Trump hosted the Astros at the White House on Monday to honor their 2017 World Series championship win over the Los Angeles Dodgers, the first in the history of the Astros franchise.

Verlander was a late-season acquisition for Houston and pitched sensationally, going 5-0 with a 1.06 earned run average. In the postseason, he went 4-1 with a 2.21 ERA, striking out 38 batters in 36 2/3 innings.

"And of course, the lights-out pitching of Justin Verlander," Trump said, who he described as a friend with whom he's played golf. "I'm a pretty long hitter. This guy, he is a monster. And he said he's a two or a three handicap, but believe me, he's much better than that … We love playing, and it was really great, and what he wants to do is get back to pitching, and I think he's going to have a fantastic year."

However, Trump failed to give his due to Upton, who became engaged to Verlander in 2016 and married him two days after the Astros won the World Series.

Last September, Verlander told ESPN "thank goodness" for Upton, who he said was key in his decision to leave the Detroit Tigers and join the Astros.

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Kate Upton Proves Greatness, Professes Love for Israel as Natalie Portman Cancels Visit

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The already obvious difference between Kate Upton and lesser mortals such as Natalie Portman is now big enough to drive a truck through.

It has been clear for some time that Upton is the better actress—her performance in The Other Woman is leaps and bounds beyond Portman's finest work, which came in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones.

Go ahead and compare the two for yourself.

Here's Upton:

And here's Portman:

Now it appears Upton is superior to Portman on matters of international relations as well.

Portman, who was born in Israel and is significantly older than Upton, decided on Thursday to take a stand against the Jewish state, refusing the prestigious Genesis Prize because she didn't want to travel to Israel to receive it. The foundation says it was told by a representative for Portman that, "Recent events in Israel have been extremely distressing to her and she does not feel comfortable participating in any public events in Israel."

Meanwhile, Upton, who was born in Michigan, was in Israel professing her "love" for the Promised Land.

Upton appears to have been in Israel for a secret project she says we'll find out about "soon enough."

You’ll find out soon enough 😉📸

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She also found time to take in some of Israel's beauty during a camel ride by the Dead Sea.

🐫 crossing!

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Upton was likely treated very well by Israeli locals due to her great personality and obvious Shiksa appeal. She is also known to look fantastic in sand.

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Portman responded to the Washington Free Beacon's Upton comparison with a statement on Friday afternoon to explain that her decision to refuse the Genesis Prize was not a protest of Israel but rather a protest of its prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

"I chose not to attend because I did not want to appear as endorsing Benjamin Netanyahu, who was to be giving a speech at the ceremony," Portman said. "Like many Israelis and Jews around the world, I can be critical of the leadership in Israel without wanting to boycott the entire nation."

Portman's statement changes nothing. Upton remains superior.

Update, Monday, April 23, 12:04 a.m.: This piece has been updated to include a statement from Portman.

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Important Kate Upton Fashion Update

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Kate Upton was in New York City this weekend for the launch of a new Michael Kors' fragrance collection and proved that although she prefers to wear tiny bikinis, she can rock an expensive dress too.

Upton showed up to the Gold Collection launch event at The Standard Hotel wearing a partially see-through black and gold dress. Or is it white and blue?

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Carmen Valdes/Photo Image Press/Splash News

Here is the full dress.

Photo by Carmen Valdes / Photo Image Press / Splash News

Photo by Carmen Valdes / Photo Image Press / Splash News

The press at the event couldn't get enough of Kate.

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Kate Upton / Photo by Nancy Rivera / Splash News

Upton killed it all day with her outfits. This is how she showed up to the event.

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Kate Upton / Christopher Peterson / Splash News

Clearly, whether wearing a bikini or a Michael Kors suit, Upton can do no wrong.

But she should still wear bikinis.

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Kate Upton’s Fashion Week Looks Continue to Dazzle

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New York Fashion Week has been all about Kate Upton, who has shed her image as a mere swimsuit model to become an icon in the high fashion world.

Just when it seemed like her looks couldn't get much better, she showed up Wednesday night at the Harper's Bazaar Icons event at the Plaza Hotel in a dress that reminded everybody why Upton is America's Model.

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Kate Upton arrives at the Harper's Bazaar Icons event / Image Press / Splash News

Upton's "cleavage stole the show" at the event, according to the Daily Mail. Other models likely questioned why they even showed up, as Upton got all the attention.

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Richie Buxo / Splash News

Kate doesn't need to rely on simply showing skin to steal the show. She was the main attraction at the Narciso Rodriguez show on Tuesday—while rocking baggy pants.

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Similar to when she showed up at fashion week in a suit.

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Elder Ordonez / INFphoto.com

Or this modest number she wore around town on Tuesday night.

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Ouzounova / Splash News

Though it is only Thursday and Kate will surely have more in store for the world to see, it is already clear—Upton has won fashion week.

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Kate Upton Owns Role as Korean Cover Girl

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W Magazine will likely break sales records for its Korea issue in October since Kate Upton basically crushed her role as cover girl and delivered a flawless photo shoot.

The cover photo being featured by W Korea is even more proof that she can turn heads even when not flaunting her assets on a beach.

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Kate Upton Twitter

The pictures inside the issue, however, are vintage Upton.

My personal favorite is this one of Upton pumping iron:

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Upside-down Upton is also not a bad look:

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Honestly, there is very little that Upton could do in this gym outfit that wouldn't be worthy of a magazine cover.

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Aside from wearing a Washington Free Beacon tactical vest, that is.

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Important #News Update: Alexandra Daddario Cast in ‘Baywatch’ Film!

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As the Free Beacon‘s film critic, I have to keep my ear to the ground about hot news tips you, our loyal readers, might be interested in. And I know of no one (well, almost no one) who prompts quite as much interest from Free Beacon fans as one Alexandra Daddario. Needless to say, I was pretty excited to see that the rumors are true!

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This is huge news. Daddario, of course, provided the only reasons to see this year's disastrous disaster flick, San Andreas:

One bright spot is Alexandra Daddario, a fine young talent who burst onto the scene last year during HBO’s True Detective. She puts a human face on the horror emanating from the big screen, and her buoyant personality brightens up an otherwise drab bit of filmmaking. If there’s any justice, she’ll be a big name for years to come.

Given the campy nature of the material, the most important thing to remember is that Daddario has a winning sense of humor/sense of self-awareness:

It's worth noting that Daddario's first appearance onscreen in San Andreas was a tryout of sorts for the forthcoming beach rescue adventure flick:

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Obviously, though, you need more than a great bikini bod to tackle a role like "ace lifeguard or whatever." Her windswept glamour shots are quite impressive:

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She's proven she has the physicality required for a role that will involve lots of running on sandy beaches:

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It's not all running around like a crazy person, of course; Baywatch is famous for its tender, slower moments, and Daddario has shown an aptitude for these as well:

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With boffo (box office) figures undoubtedly on the way, I'm sure the studio is already thinking sequel. Hopefully Daddario can convince an old friend—and current castmate—to come on board for outing number two:

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That's right: Daddario is starring alongside Free Beacon favorite Kate Upton in the forthcoming road trip sex comedy The LayoverWhile that film is sure to bust box office records, one can't help but feel that Baywatch might just be the breakout title Daddario needs to cement her position as one of the biggest talents in Hollywood. We're all cheering for you, Alexandra.

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The New Baywatch Babe Is The Next Kate Upton

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Charlotte McKinney was undeniably the true second coming of Kate Upton. For about a year. But as Yoda says, "There is another."

Other Upton look-a-likes fool the world into thinking that they are the "next Kate Upton." But none of them last.

One such poser—Alexandria Morgan—even tricked esteemed Kate Upton scholar Robert Charette, who labeled Morgan "The Next Kate Upton" in 2014 and then quickly watched her fall off the map. Weeks later noted Internet addict Charette found McKinney, who blew Morgan out of the water.

Being an Upton look-a-like isn't enough—you have to be able to capture the aura of Upton, which McKinney does. McKinney has continued to stun into 2016 and has now escaped Kate Upton's gravitational pull.

The next next Kate Upton, though, is Kelly Rohrbach, who was just cast as C.J., aka Pam Anderson, in the new Baywatch flick.

Rohrbach, like Upton, made her first breakthrough showing off her Bikini Body in Sports Illustrated. She was a swimsuit edition rookie of the year, for obvious reasons.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Also like Upton, she looks amazing.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Upton seemed like the obvious choice for the Baywatch role.

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But it takes a special kind of Bikini Body to pull off the signature Baywatch one-piece, something Upton hasn't even attempted.

Luckily for us, Rohrbach has the one-piece look on lock.

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Rohrbach Instagram

If you have the Bikini Body to pull it off, nothing beats a one-piece.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Like Upton, however, Rohrbach doesn't need to be on the beach showing off her Bikini Body to stun.

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Splash News

A few more angles that prove my point:

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Rohrbach Instagram

I mean, look at her at the Star Wars premiere. Unreal.

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Xavier Collin/Image Press/Splash News

McKinney famously said, "I want to show America there’s more to me than just boobs." Who ever doubted her? And who doubts Rohrbach?

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Rohrbach Instagram

Here she is shopping.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Like Upton, Rohrbach is the complete package.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Also like Upton, she has a great dog.

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Rohrbach Instagram

The Rock, who seems like he will be the film's David Hasselhoff, just this week gave the world a sneak preview of just how glorious Rohrbach's iconic Pam Anderson slow motion scene is going to be.

The preview shows that she is actually pretty funny (just like Upton) and possibly even a fantastic actress (also just like Upton).

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Exit question: Will this movie be playing in IMAX?

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Summer 2017 can't come soon enough.

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