The last time Kate Upton dueled the dastardly Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, the lingerie bible denigrated our heroine’s skills and talents:
“She’s like a Page 3 girl,” Ms. Neophitou said, referring to the scantily clad voluptuous women featured in The Sun, a London tabloid. “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”
For now, Neophitou’s prejudices have put the kibosh on Kate’s chances to be featured in the lingerie bible’s fashion show. The wanna-be Anna Wintour’s dictatorship only proves that oligarchs are a vile type of people who care not what the 99.9999999% think.
Fortunately, the actual lingerie bible is run independently from the fashion show. In fact, Kate will be featured on the back page of this summer’s catalog.
Happy Summer
Our heroine graced the pages of Victoria’s Secret before Neophitou’s egregious error. Kate’s work in the lingerie bible is as stellar as the rest of her oeuvre.
She rocks a mean white tee.
She rocks it just as hard when it’s off her body.
Kate enjoys a nice floral pattern.
Kate is a big fan of animals. Here, she commemorates the majestic leopard.
Continuing the animal theme, Kate would make a foxy Cruella de Vil in this Dalmation-patterned ensemble.
Kate is always at her best using accessories. In this instance, an Easter pink bow
Although not featured in the lingerie bible, Kate amazes in a blazing snow-kini.
WFB