Victoria’s Secret’s annual practice of slapping “sexiest” in front of a grab bag of nouns continues with the release of the 2013 “What is Sexy” list.
The list is fairly routine.
Now, I proudly own a Y chromosome and am in no place to rule on questions of “style” or “hair.” But do I want to suggest some choice picks of my own.
Sexiest bikini body: Julianne Hough
All that dancing did Julia’s bikini bod good.
Sexiest International Import: Emma Watson
Running the kid-star-turned-edgy-adult-address playbook like a champ.
Sexiest Mom: Jessica Alba
Unafraid to risk a little overexposure.
Lest we forget, though, this is the same VS that has put a ban on this month’s Vogue cover girl. I would like to remove said embargo and to introduce her into this year’s list. The envelope please…
Sexiest actress: Kate Upton
Sexiest international (by way of Florida) import: Kate Upton
Sexiest hair: Kate Upton
Sexiest songstress: Kate Upton
Sexiest bikini body: Kate Upton
Sexiest style: Kate Upton
Sexiest smile: Kate Upton
Sexiest sporty style: Kate Upton
Sexiest sense of humor: Kate Upton
Sexiest legs: Kate Upton
Sexiest lips: Kate Upton
Sexiest (one day) mom : Kate Upton
Sexiest eyes: Kate Upton
